Haha. because we just had a girly party watching 'the bachelorette season 5,' and if you're not keeping up with it, there's this HUGE jerk named wes. the most awful person on planet earth. basically he went on the show to promote his music and brag about his girlfriend. and he still managed to stay on and charm his way into jillian's heart until the final four!! so annoyed. but now he's gone. good riddance.
Anyway, after being around people of all kinds of ethnicities in the US, i've come to realize that...
1. black guys are super forward. they know what they want and they go for it without hesitation.
2. white guys can be forward most of the time, but sometimes they're intimidated by girls of other ethnicities.
3. asian guys are wimpy cowards. i'm sorry, but in comparison to the others, they really have no guts to approach girls.
4. i don't really have much experience with hispanic/other minority guys.
of course all these are just general observations. there are exceptions, but this is what usually happens. kinda sad, huh. i'm glad i'm a girl so i don't have to feel pressurized to do the approaching. haha.
So here are some funny pick-up lines i found while bored at work.
"do you have a library card? because i'm checking you out."
"you owe me money. why? you've been living in my heart and you haven't paid rent."
"can i take your picture? cause i want santa to know exactly what i want for christmas."
"you must be a broom cause you're sweeping me off my feet."
"do u believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?"
"i hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away."
And my personal favorite..
"you must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day."
If someone ever used these on me, i'd just die laughing.
Random thoughts
5 more days of work :)
Also, i'm so glad i met so many friends here. they're awesome and hilarious and i'm gonna miss them when we have to leave!!! we're already planning a reunion. some of them might come visit me in LA!!! so excited to be out of taylor for an entire semester :)
Have you ever tried to say something to a friend or wave hi/goodbye to them, only to have the random stranger in front of them wave back/say hi back???
Yesterday i said goodbye to my friends as i left the baseball game early, and this guy in front of us turned around and replied 'bye' to me in a cheerful voice. and he seemed so happy about it, i couldn't help but say 'bye' back to him.
And i remember once.. i waved hi to my friend, and this guy in front of her waved back at me excitedly. and i had no idea who he was. and then he turned around and saw my friend and fled the scene in embarrassment. haha.
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