Meet Cathie Jung, the proud owner of a 15-inch (38cm) waist. Apparently, her liver has been squashed and is now as thick as maybe two cotton balls. Go check out her website if you wanna be freaked out. I mean, we all wanna be thin, but i think it's safe to say, not THIS skinny. that's what wearing corsets everyday will do to you!
"Hi, I'm tiny." What an understatement.
Meet Aditya Dev, the world's teeniest BODYBUILDER. he weighs like 20 pounds, which is less than 10kg! isn't that insane?? i wonder if he could take me down. probably. hahaha.
Now you must be thinking, "ok, you have GOT to be kidding me. this looks totally surreal. like a scene out of a cheesy movie. right?" Wrong. It was built in Dubai, the land of the filthy rich and senseless.
"Guys, we have so much money! What should we do with it?"
"Oh, I don't know, i'm tired of giving to the poor. I give them a dollar and they want ten. They're so greedy."
"Hmm.. we could always splurge on a pointless tennis court in the middle of nowhere!"
"Yeah! Let's do that! Oh wait, then we'd have to have like, buy a hundred tennis balls 'cause there's no net to keep them in!"
"Hellooooo. We're insanely rich, remember? Heck, we can even give them diamond-encrusted ones to show off our riches."
"I like the way you think. This is such a worthy cause."
This woman is SO POOR THING! and yes, it's true. she suffers from a really heartbreaking growth abnormality that causes huuugggeee legs. :( i feel so bad for her. and yet, i can't stop staring at her feet. it's morbidly fascinating.
No, that's not a recently-discovered photo of Jesus walking on water from 100 BC. It's actually an untouched pic from Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia! the largest salt flat in the world. so cool huh.
Supposedly tourists from all over the world flock there for vacation. But if you're a slug or a snail, it'd be the worst holiday ever.
I used to think weetle wabbits were cwute. but this is just way beyond creepy.
firstly, it's REAL. yes, they are THIS huge. your eyes are fine.
secondly, these mutant bunnies are bred in Germany. To eat.
siiicccckkkkkkkkk.
"What the heck are those weird-looking things on the tree?"
"Omg they're.... GOATS!"
It's either really cute and hilarious, or just plain weird. I can't decide. These goats learned to climb trees when food on the ground runs out.
Only in Morroco!
"Oooh you know what? We should build a cute, cuddly little duckie that floats on water so children won't be afraid of boats and swimming! I bet they'd love to ride on a huge duckie!"
"Yeah! It'll be educational and totally advantageous!"
*Kid runs away screaming in terror, traumatized for years to come by the creepy duck from their nightmares come to life*
This is the newly endangered Amazon bird.... what the HECK is that smiley face doing there??
It's actually a Bird of Paradise performing a mating ritual. weirdddddd.
*In chinese accent*
"Olympics tis year come to Chinah! Muz make Engrish so Amelican see!"
"But we no know how say 餐厅 in Engrish!"
"Neber mind! Use dis ting check!"
*Types in the word to some chinese-english translation device, but in his hurry, types in wrongly*
"Oh! 餐厅 is means 'twanslate serveh ehror' in Engrish! Now me know!"
*Grins happily at the thought of many American tourists visiting his restaurant because they understand the English sign*
(no offence. i just thought this photo was ridiculously funny.)
.Hilarity.
So i was bored (again) at work today. And i chanced across this website, cracked.com, and ohhh myyyyy. it was tremendously entertaining. i can't remember the number of times i had to bite down hard on my lip to keep from grinning like a Cheshire cat because their stuff was just SO hilarious! Just thought I'd share some of that with you, including my opinions (totally plagiarized from the site)
.West Side Story.
As we got off the subway, we were immediately greeted by stunning lights and a majestic theater, and there we were - at Broadway's West Side Story in all its glorious splendor. Granted, we had cheap balcony seats, but man... it was an amazing musical. the acting, singing and dancing was just magnificent. i was blown away. now i wanna go see every Broadway show available! I HAVE to go see Wicked, Chicago, The Lion King, Billy Elliott (my friend went to see Billy Elliott tonight, and HAYDEN PANETTIERE from Heroes WALKED PAST HER. omggggg.) and the list goes on....
Although... the ending was kinda sad. it's based on Romeo and Juliet, so you can guess what happens at the end. No Cinderella happy-ever-after for these two kiddos.
NO WORK TOMORROW!! + HILLSONGS CONCERT!!!
(have to go memorize their new cd now so i can sing along)
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