Crazy Saturday

.Consequences.

don't really remember much of what happened last night. kind of hungover today. bleh.

But somehow i made it out the dorm and met liz to go to Little Italy!! It was SUCH a quaint little area. we found it by the red, white and green decorations everywhere and italian signs down the street. tons of cute restaurants, souvenir shops, gelato places... that's about all. haha. the pizza was fabulous.. and the gelato reminded us of our greece and italy trip (which we both went on together). yum.

Then we just walked around spring street.. passed by tons of quaint, vintage shops that had SALES signs everywhere. but their stuff, even on sale, cost a few hundred. i hate it when shops mislead you like that. a few hundred bucks is NOT a sale.
but then we found street vendors, and this cute little flea market in some random building, so that was cool. tons of unique jewelry, hats, clothes, bags...

And i went with liz to get her ears pierced! can you believe she's never gotten her ears pierced!!! we've had a lot of 'firsts' together :)
so she was kinda nervous. but it totally didn't hurt. and now she's obsessed with her new earrings :)
Stopped by at Koreatown, which was just a street of korean restaurants and tiny shops, all in korean signs. her dad sent me home, and he was so nice, although he didn't speak english.

.Laugh it out.

Went to Caroline's comedy club in Times Square (where comedians like chris rock performed before) with my roomies and some guys. waited super long for dinner, which was awesome -- spicy buffalo chicken sandwich and way-too-rich chocolate cake.

Then came the openers of the night. 3 guys.. some of them from comedy central or whatever. they were RIDICULOUSLY hilarious. i was falling off laughing.
guy 3: so i love watching sports on tv, especially eating competitions. but i don't get how the skinny guys always win. like that japanese guy, who was way smaller than his fat competitor. and you'd think the fat guy will win, right? but no, the skinny guy always wins. it's like, fat people aren't even good at what they're supposed to be good at -- eating!

hahaha.

guy 2: so you know those homeless people in new york? i envy them sometimes. they go to bed at such a decent hour! it's like, 9, and they're fast asleep. they get a good, solid 8 hours! and they get a free wake up call in the morning, too. someone steps on them, they know it's time to get up. or they can 'snooze' for a while, let 8 more people step on them, then finally get up.

and other stuff. i don't really remember. but it was funny. although... it was extremely raunchy and inappropriate too. i cringed a lot. too many sexual jokes. i don't see how that's funny. the second guy was the cleanest, and i liked that.

Dave Attel, the feature comedian of the night, was alright. too dirty-minded for my liking. but he had some funny stuff.